🎃 Halloween is coming. Order by Oct 31
🎅 The Halloween line is closed. Santa's live calls open Nov 15.

Your kid talks with a monster. Live.

Pick a friendly Hollow Hill monster and tell us your kid's name, costume, and one thing they did that you're proud of. The moment you check out, your kid can call them and talk live. The monster knows all about them, answers their questions, and plays silly games. Spooky-silly, never scary.

A friendly monster calls your kid by name, knows their costume and something great they did, and talks with them live. Never scary.

No app, no phone numberReady the moment you payAges 2–9English or EspañolVoices never recordedSend as a gift
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INCOMING LIVE CALL
Count Snoozula
Count Snoozula
is calling for Mia
"Mia! The bats say you were SO brave at the dentist!"
"I was! Do vampires brush their teeth?"
"Every night! Show me your best brushing..."
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Tap the green button to see how it works 🔊

Meet the callers

Who should call tonight?

Original characters from a tiny town "just past the last streetlight." Every call is personal: your kid's name, their costume, and something great the Hollow Hill Bats saw them do. Tap to hear each voice.

Wendell the Friendly Ghost

Wendell the Friendly Ghost

Best for ages 2–6 · gentle

The shyest ghost in Hollow Hill. Collects "brave points" in a jar that glows brighter every time a kid does something brave.

"Stay brave, stay kind, and keep glowing."
Granny Grimwhistle the witch

Granny Grimwhistle

Best for ages 4–9 · big cackles

A 312-year-old witch who brews potions out of giggles and good manners. Her broom, Gus, is afraid of heights.

"Hubble, bubble, you're no trouble!"
Count Snoozula the sleepy vampire

Count Snoozula

Best for bedtime & brushing

The sleepiest vampire in the world. VERY serious about sparkly clean fangs and bedtime. Drinks only pumpkin-spice juice.

"Brush your fangs, and dream big dreams!"
Mossy the Swamp Monster

Mossy the Swamp Monster

Best for silly kids & siblings

A big, green, gentle giant from Soggy Bottom Swamp who loves candy corn and belly laughs. Once sat on a pumpkin by accident.

"Stay squishy, stay silly!"

How it works

Two minutes to set up. Then a real conversation.

1

Tell us about your kid

Pick a caller and how long they should talk. Tell us your kid's name, costume, and one thing you're proud of.

2

Your call is ready

Right after checkout, you land on your call page, and we email you the link. No waiting.

3

They talk live

"Someone's calling for you!" Tap Call, hand over the phone, and film their face as the monster says their name.

Santa's live calls open Nov 15 🎅

The same friendly magic, straight from the North Pole switchboard, in English or Español. Leave your email and we'll send one note when the line opens.

One email, no spam. Reply "stop" to any email to leave the list.

Pick the talk time

🎃 Launch prices. Every call is live, knows your kid, and works in English or Español. Up to 3 siblings can share one call.

🙋 Quick Call

$9
3 minutes live
  • A big hello, their costume, and their brag
  • A silly game or two
  • Up to 3 kids on the call
Book Quick

💬 Long Call

$14
6 minutes live
  • Time for all their questions
  • Stories from Hollow Hill
  • Up to 3 kids on the call
Book Long

🎉 Mega Call

$19
10 minutes live
  • A real hang-out with their monster
  • Games, stories, bedtime chat
  • Up to 3 kids on the call
Book Mega

🏫 Classroom

$25
10 minutes live
  • The whole class + teacher by name
  • For the class Halloween party
  • Need more turns? The 20-minute Party is $39
  • 🏫 Test first: school Wi-Fi can block live calls. Try the free 1-minute call on the classroom device the day before (or use a phone on cellular data)
Book Classroom

Every order includes a second try in case a call drops or your kid isn't ready yet. Grandparents: tick "This is a gift" and the parent gets the link too.

Book your live call

Tell us about your kid. Your call is ready the moment you check out.

1. Who's calling?

2. How long should they talk?

3. Who's on the call?

4. A favor to ask? (optional)

5. Where should we send the call link?

Total$9

Payments by Stripe (cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay). First names only. Voices are processed live and never recorded.

Make it magical

A few tricks from the Hollow Hill switchboard.

📞 "It's for you!"

Say someone special is calling. Tap Call, then hand it over with the speaker up.

🎥 Film the face

Record on a second phone. The moment the monster says their name is pure gold.

🗣️ Let them lead

Kids can ask anything: what monsters eat, where they sleep, if they like candy.

🦇 Blame the bats

"How did they know?!" Easy: the Hollow Hill Bats see every good thing you do.

Questions

Is it scary?

Nope. Hollow Hill is spooky-silly, never scary. No threats, no jump scares, nobody "coming to get you." The ghost is shy, the witch is a grandma, the vampire is sleepy, and the swamp monster sat on a pumpkin once. If your kid is sensitive, Wendell is the gentlest.

How does the live call work?

After checkout you land on your call page (we email you the link too). A grown-up ticks "a grown-up is here," taps Call, and allows the microphone. The character picks up already knowing your kid's name, costume, and the great thing they did, then chats, answers questions, and plays silly games for the time you chose. At the end, they say goodbye and hang up on their own. It works on phones and computers, in English or Spanish.

Is it a real person?

No. Each character is voiced by AI technology we designed to be kind, silly, and safe for young kids. They follow strict rules: never scary, never ask for personal information, never keep secrets, and never promise gifts. If a child ever mentions something worrying, the character gently tells them to talk to their grown-up.

How fast do I get it?

Instantly. Your call is ready the moment you pay, and the link is emailed to you so you can call later. Last orders Oct 31.

Can I send it as a gift?

Yes. Tick "This is a gift" on the order form and add the parent's email. The call link goes to both of you, and the email says who it's from. Please make sure the parent is OK with it first.

Is there a Spanish version?

Yes: hollowhillhotline.com/es. Every character also speaks Spanish on the call, and you can pick the language on the call page.

What if they say my kid's name wrong?

Use the "how to say it" box for tricky names (like "shi-VAWN" for Siobhan). If it's still not right, email us and we'll make it right.

What if the call drops, or my kid isn't ready?

Every order includes a second try. Just tap Call again from the same page.

What do you do with my information?

We only ask for first names, and we only use them for your call. Voices are processed live and never recorded. Order details are deleted by November 15. We never sell or share anything. See our privacy policy.

Can grandparents, aunts, uncles, and teachers order?

Absolutely, with the parent's OK. Use the gift option so the parent gets the link, or be there for the call yourself.

Refunds?

If something goes wrong with your call, email us and we'll fix it or refund you. Terms.

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